Apparently I’m supposed to have an About page. That seems unnecessary; there’s little that I want anyone to know about me that they aren’t likely to pick up on pretty quickly by checking out the main page. There’s a quote I can’t find now that would sum up what I’m talking about – paraphrasing, it says that there’s no point in a writer trying to write about themselves because it’s in their fiction that they reveal their true character. Anyone who can find the proper line could earn my gratitude by letting me know.
I guess I could do demography? I’m Canadian, white, male, in my latter-twenties, bisexual, monolingual, atheist, introverted, occasionally depressive… um… Taurus… born in the Year of the Wood Ox…
No, no, this isn’t working for me at all.
I need a condensed way of describing key facts about myself in a short period of time without boring anyone.
Okay, I’ve got it.
The following is my favourite song ever. Its combined rhythmic energy, post-apocalyptic lyrical imagery, and overall theme of trying to get to the point of looking fondly back on lost love appeal to me on basically every level.
I don’t write songs and I have yet to master any instrument, but if I could create music, I would create that. There. Now you know what my wish fulfilment looks like. We’re practically best friends!